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Over the years many questions have been sent to us over the internet through our MySpace profile or the many incarnations of the buzzards website. Here are just a few of the more "choice" questions and the answers that will make your experience down at the Beach a more fullfilling one.

If you would like to ask us a question about anything send us an email at buzzardbeachkc@gmail.com.

 

Frequently Asked Questions

Buzzard Beach F.A.Q. Compiled by Dennis Cook & Travis Mears


Q: Is there a cover charge?
A: No. Save your money for tipping the Bar Staff.

 

Q: I heard this is a rough place. Is that true?
A: No it isn't. As with any public place there is a diverse crowd and therefore confrontations can happen but the Buzzard Beach is as safe of a bar as you are going to find.

 

Q: Where are the bathrooms?
A: Upstairs by the front door.

Q: Do you take credit?
A: We give credit where credit is due and it has nothing to do with plastic. Otherwise there is an ATM near the upstairs bar if you need cash.

 

Q: Can you make me a Daquiri?

A: POOF! You're a Daquiri! Blended Drinks require time, effort and a blender we have none of these.

 

Q: Can you make me a Frozen Margarita?

A: See the answer under the Daquiri question.

 

Q: Can you make me a Pina Colada?

A: Don't make me tell you again.(ibid.)

 

Q: Can I run a Tab?

A: We gave up Tab in the eighties like everyone else.

 

Q: I don't have my ID. Can I still drink?

A: Not here.

 

Q: I put my quarters on the pool table and some jerk said I had to put my name on some board! What's up with that?

A: See the section entitled Da' Rules(coming soon).

 

Q: The bartender cut me off! Can I do anything about it?

A: You can stop drinking.

 

Got A Question? Send it to the address below and if it's worthy of the F.A.Q. it just might get posted here.

 

Contact

Buzzard Beach(click for map)
4110 Pensylvania Ave.
Westport, K.C.,MO 64111

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